Throwing my brightly colored cowboy hat in the ring.

OOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAHHHH! The Macho Man is back, baby! That's not to say that I ever went anywhere; that's just what I wanted you to think. I've been laying low, waiting for the right time to strike, just like a lion...looking for the right zebra to feast on, yeeeaaaaahhh. That's just what I was doing earlier this week when I was watching TV, stoking the fires of the madness and listening to Katie Couric. The Macho Man is down with Katie Couric, she's a survivor, she's a warrior, 100 percent. Anyway, she starts talking, apparently there's another Presidential election coming up soon. I can swing that, sure. But here's what blows my mind, which isn't easy to do, because my mind is a steel cage, man - it catches everything and lets nothing escape. There are about forty-seven candidates, and there's not one of them that impresses the Macho Man. I just had to jump up and shout at that TV, pull its punk card, brother...I said, "This country's going to hell! Where are all the leaders? Who's going to be the Macho Man of the executive branch and carry this country across the deep, dark canyon of nothingness and forward to glory?" That's when it hit me, right in the head, like a Ricky Steamboat karate chop. Who's a better Macho Man than the Macho Man? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! I've dropped the Big Elbow on every challenge I've ever taken on...wrestling, movies, rapping, I've beaten it all! Sure, Jesse Ventura blazed the path to glory, but he got soft, gave up after he made governor. That coward Hogan talked a big game about running for the White House in 2000, but he chickened out, just like he always does. YOU'RE A JOKE, HOGAN! But this isn't about Hogan, for once. Not this time, yeah. It's all about Randy Savage, charging hard and taking on all comers to become the Macho President! I am truly a man of the times, a man of all times, and I know that the Internet is the wave of the future! Macho Man is riding that wave all the way to the Oval Office, and I want you along for the ride! Come back here twice a week for updates along the campaign trail...DIG IIIIIIT!